just open your eyes

Hello everyone. I'm just going to post something as if this month or two never happened. And from the viewpoint of my blog (if it were a sentient entity), this is pretty much true right?

See, I just started typing this post, and I have a few bullet points I wanted to flesh out, but now I'm starting to get lazy and do not want to work it out. I want illustrations to go with some of the bullet points. So I think I shall just talk about one thing and then leave the rest for another post when I have more motivation to find/create the appropriate illustrations for it.

Let's talk driving to work. There are two quirky things I've found about driving to work. The first is the time at which I arrive at the office seems to be fixed no matter how I vary the time I leave the house. I usually leave at 8:10am and arrive at 8:30am. However, if I leave at 8:15am, I still arrive at 8:30am. On some days, because I, for some reason, feel productive and wish to get to the office earlier, I leave the house at 8:05am. Guess what time it is when I reach the office... 8:30! I will return to this subject somewhat after I continue with the next topic.

I have noticed that there is a certain volume of traffic that is related to which day of the week it is. Hump day truly is a hump if you would graph the volume of cars on the road as a function of time (day of the week). See, normally you would see a graph accompanying this... but I am lazy, so therefore you must use your imagination.

Now, I surmise that there may be a correlation between these two topics I just outlined. Perhaps days where I feel productive, others do as well and everyone leaves just slightly earlier than usual. This causes the time spent on the road to increase due to increase in traffic. Unfortunately, this does make much sense because that would mean people feel productive on Wednesday - the middle of the week - hump day. That seems counter-intuitive.

Maybe when people are feeling lazy, they are much more so than I am, and therefore leave their house later than I do. Thus allowing me to leave a little later, but not encounter as much traffic resistance. This may be plausible as it seems I see the least traffic on Monday and Friday.

However, an explanation for lack of traffic on Monday may be hangover symptoms from the weekend. And an explanation for lack of traffic on Friday is that people are taking a 3-day weekend; or simply do not have to work on Friday.

Yes many of these assumptions I've made are very nfinite-centric. i.e. It's all about me; but whatever.

I think I'm done just typing out whatever comes to mind. This flow of consciousness is now shutting down for the night - even though the time of this post does not indicate that it is very late.... and it would be correct. Because it is not very late.

Remember to enjoy life, no matter what it throws at you. Take care.

-nfinite

Things left on my bullet list:
- new coke bottles
- google screensaver
- autumn
- code indentation protocol