21 April 2008

night activities

So I was in the shower yesterday (and other days too, yesterday was not a special occasion) and I turned on the water. The water flowed out of the tub faucet and I inserted my finger into the stream to test its temperature. Then a thought crossed my mind. I wonder how much water is wasted by people who do the same as me. All that unused "warmup-period" shower water just goes down the drain - the majority of which never gets the chance to grace your body. Poor water.

That's when ideas started popping into my head on ways to preserve this taken-for-granted water. At first I thought - maybe there should be a middle option on the faucet that let's less water out. Since, right now, there's either shower head or FULL BLAST WASTING WATER (unless you're about to take a bath - different story). They could design a 3-state lift arm on the faucet; all the way down means you're going to take a bath, midway means you are warming up the water, and all the way up means you are in the process of taking a shower.

Then I thought to myself, this would still waste water - thus, not completely dissolving the issue at hand. So, my next idea was a intermediate basin of some sort that can re-circulate unused water. This way, the unused water would not go down the drain, but simply get warmed up by incoming water. For novelty's sake, you would be able to stick your finger in the basin to test the temperature - yeah that's right, it could have a sensor to do this, but that would be too technical; some things are just better the old fashioned way.

Come to think of it, this could be expanded to sinks as well! Maybe it's not as big a deal though. Still, some people wait for water to get hot before washing the dishes, right? Dishwasher? What's that?

I guess this all boils down to older houses though since their water heating systems are not as snappy as new homes... All of these thoughts crossed my mind from simply waiting for the water to get warm for a shower.

In gaming news, approximately 7 days and 5 hours until I get my hands on Grand Theft Auto IV. I'm mega stoked and I'm devouring any article that has to do with GTA IV and it's frustrating me even more. How come they get to play it before us and then tease us with tidbits of information - marketing is such a devious operation.

Yes, I do not plan on sleeping Monday night - or Tuesday morning - or whatever you want to call it. I went last Friday to pre-order it at the closest brick and mortar store - it happened to be GameStop. I heard the most ridiculous conversation between a dad and his kid. That story, however, will be left for another time as I'm too lazy to write about it now. (At least that's my excuse to give me some time to carefully organize my plan of attack).

So, next time, look forward to Dad vs. Kid and also a look into what the phrase "next-gen" means to me. Until then, enjoy life.

13 April 2008

be like sex machine

I'm going to continue posting as if this last month and a half never happened. Whaddya say? We'll call not posting at all in March my April Fools joke that also extends a few weeks into April. Ha Ha! On a more serious note: I seem to have the mindset that something worth posting should be fairly lengthy. So every time something amusing comes up in my mind and I tell myself I might want to blog about it, the following happens.

Ha ha, that's amusing; maybe I should write something about it.
How much can be written about it?
Oh, I guess it wouldn't be very in depth at all.
Oh well, I guess I won't post about it.

That's generally how it goes. But I'm trying to see if I can make micro-posts now. So here goes:

My PayPal account information needs to be updated because there's been some kind of unauthorized activity, but I have more important issues at hand. Apparently, I'm no good in bed - most likely due to the fact that my penis is too small, or due to the fact that I have no weight at all. Thus, I need a guide on games in bed or I could be like sex machine.

Did I lose you yet? Awesome. Ever get these spam emails? I feel sorry for the people who take them seriously, but have you ever taken the time to sit down and actually examine these things? If you're bored and want to be amused, just take a brief read of them.

First up, my PayPal account is under attack! (Yes this is an old email, but my April Fools joke got in the way of sharing about it)
Step 1 of making a proper spam email: Have bad grammar and bad spelling. Well isn't this pleasant - they failed at Step One. This must be the real deal then. Still, they make a pretty bold comment to say there will be no more future problems with the service. Wow! But oh dear! I only have 2 days to update my information! Panic!

Wow, that link they gave me looks pretty official doesn't it! Even better is that official email address in the From line. It looks like PayPal doesn't have enough money and must use a free email service like Yahoo. Tsk tsk, I may have believed the authenticity of the email if it had been servce@gmail.com, but alas, I have seen through their ruse.

Now, we travel to my university email inbox. I have three emails that catch my eye!
  • From: Marty Perkins - Subject: No weight - no problems

  • From: Mel Tatum - Subject: Smart in bed games

  • From: Fritz Davila - Subject: Be like sex machine
Holy crap! I'm suffering from "no weight"! I need to check out this first email:
Never late to try.
Watch details attached and know more.

... this must be written in code. Never late to try? Is this their attempt to introduce colloquialism to make me feel more at ease? Ok, I guess I need to stare at the attachment and the solution to my problems will hit me. Or not.

Next email. I suppose I've been doing dumb in bed games. I need to learn smarter ones.
On top all night
Please look attached file and know MORE ABOUT THIS!

What does being on top have anything to do with games? What a let down, I was expecting better tips. Please look. Attached File. Yes, I see an attached file. "MORE ABOUT THIS." (Unclear Pronoun Reference -5pts). You fail email.

Ah, but I still have hope. Even if I can't do smart bed games, I can at least be like sex machine.
She wants you more now
Please look attached file and know MORE ABOUT THIS!

Wow! This must be a magic email! She wants me more now. Amazing! I wonder what the secret was that made her want me more. ... hey wait a second ... deja vu? Please look. Attached File. Yes, I see an attached file. "MORE ABOUT THIS." (UPR -5). You fail email.

For those who want to see the content of the attachments, I have carefully retrieved its contents. (Disclaimer: If you are susceptible to epileptic seizures, do not view the following image. Ok, just kidding, but seriously... wtf)


That's all I got for this post. But before I go, I want to share a video that made me smile. Some of you may have already seen this - as I found the video on digg - but this is just one of those videos that needs to be shared.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E2fAWM6rA
After watching that, I hope my usual end note can be more significant for you.

Enjoy Life.
-nfinite

29 February 2008

conformity I say!

Hey, it's the 29th of Feburary! I had to post on this day because it only comes once every 4 years right? This might be the only post *EVER* on this blog to have 29 February in the date header! Savour it! (Not to mention this gets me to the average of a post a week for this year thus far). じゃ、はじめましょうか。

You know what annoys me? Discrepancies between companies' touted specs and user-end interpretation. What am I talking about, you may ask? There are two prime examples of this: a) Internet Service Providers and b) Storage Device Manufacturers. First up, time to bash ISPs - aside from them screwing you in the butt with their prices.

Why do they still insist on using the bit representation of throughput speed? It's a capitalization issue as well! I hate it when people say "oh yeah, wellz, my internets is 5mb/sec! Uber fasts" Now you need to determine a few things:

  • What does the other person think is fast? This greatly influences whether or not they meant "Mb or MB"
  • Are they somewhat tech savvy? Do they know the difference between the two?
  • Using that information, which sounds more reasonable? "Mb" or "MB"?

I hate having to clarify myself on which term I mean when I'm chatting with people. There should be one standard that everyone should follow. I shouldn't need to say: Oh, I'm getting 6Mbytes/sec or almost 50Mbit/sec. It totally defeats the purpose of having an abbreviation "KbKB, MbMB, TbTB" for the concept of size. The only reason these stupid companies still use the bit scale is so that they can sound like they're offering faster services than they really are. They're targetting the average user who doesn't know too much about technological terminology. This pisses me off. 5Mb/s sounds much better than 0.64MB/s right?

Aside: It's like all of those $1999.99 TVs - it's not $2000.00, but $1999.99! That one cent makes a psychological difference to the audience. The same thing applies here, except much worse - at least with pricing, there's no conversion issue. It's like saying to an American that the TV is only £500. Even with this example though, it's not too difficult. Roughly multiply by 2 right?

With Mbit to Mbyte, the conversion is so much more "difficult" in that people don't normally divide or multiply by 8. This confuses some people when they see their service stating 15Mb/s service, but when they're downloading, the file transfer speed shows "only" 2MB/s. Abbreviations of terms should be consolidated. Don't get me started on the imperial vs. metric system.

Along the same lines of company specs vs. real world usage are those storage devices. 1TB SATA HDD! 750GB! 500GB EXTERNAL USB HDD! These manufacturers are even worse with respect to number manipulation. There's no subtle difference as with ISPs - no, no, when dealing with these companies, we don't get the luxury of deciphering the nuances of capitalization. These manufacterurs blatantly state their specs in large, bold, ^and misleading^ letters. I remember the *verrrrrry* first time I installed a hard drive into my computer - with the help of my dad, since I was probably 7 or 8. I can still remember him telling me "The red striped on the IDE cable will always be closest to the molex power cable". But I digress. At the time we were still in the age of the megabyte, so the displayed number on the HDD matched fairly closely to the one reported by Windows (95!).

Later on in life, when I installed my first 20gig hard drive (I was so happy: I went from a 1gig compressed to 1.5gig HDD to a 20gig (Does Windows have the option of compressing an HDD any more?)), I thought, "WHERE THE MONKEYS DID A WHOLE GIGABYTE GO!" So the next day I went to the school library to look up on the internet why this was happening. (Because school internet was faster than dial-up at home [remember those days too?, lego.com took forever to load at home, but it was flippin' awesome at school]). And sure enough, the answer was that the manufacturer was trying to screw me over.
1GB according to manufacturers is 1000MB
1MB according to manufacturers is 1000KB and
1KB according to manufacturers is 1000B

The only problem is (as brushed briefly before with the internet speeds) the computer uses 2^10 as the conversion factor between abbreviations. Now we've got metric versus binary. According to the manufacturer, their conversion rate is logical. According to the computer, its conversion rate is logical. According to the user, the manufacturer is manipulating numbers.

For every GB listed by the manufacturer, we're effectively losing ~50MB. Doesn't seem like too much?
For every 100GB listed, we're effectively losing 6.8GB.
This trend gets progressively worse with larger sizes. Each time you go up a tier, you're adding another multiple of 1000/1024 to the conversion.

Almost 70GB is "lost" in that translation! (I don't have a TB hard drive to know what real-life results are, but the numbers don't lie too much). That's just a little ridiculous dontcha think? This manipulation of numbers also applies to other manufacturers of devices that use storage: MP3 players, memory cards, USB-stick drives, ... if the device stores stuff, manufacters will find a way to manipulate the numbers to make themselves look better.

Consumers need to rally for a standardized system for manufacturers to adhere to when listing their product specifications. There's too much trickery and ... well I guess it's called marketing. I would glady support a company who reports their product specs in a way that conforms with practical and daily-use numbers. I don't care that the drive is "100GB" if I can't use in the "practical" sense - as in what I see reported to me by the computer - all 100GB.

This would ease confusion. I don't like being confused. I don't like it when others are confused. This is no excuse for not researching the product you are purchasing; but that doesn't mean manufacturer's should be free and able to distort the truth to their benefit. Perhaps I'm just fixated with organization and standardization. It's your call on what you think about my views. Have fun with life.